02:31 Jul 26th
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darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

02:31 Jul 26th
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

02:30 Jul 26th
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cakejam:

when someone unfollows me

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02:29 Jul 26th
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02:28 Jul 26th
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shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

02:28 Jul 26th
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glitchedgadget:

Is this Pokémon

02:27 Jul 26th
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hackerqueenskye:

elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

YOU NAMED YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTY BABY PRINCESS MITTENS GOODBYE FRIENDS

02:27 Jul 26th
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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

02:26 Jul 26th
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02:25 Jul 26th
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loudest-subtext-in-television:

asknerdymind:

loudest-subtext-in-television:

joolaweed:

jim’s error was thinking that sherlock was a top instead of a bottom

no but really I genuinely believe this

The moment of realization:

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YOUR TAGS THO

"#oh fuck his daddy just spoke for him #guess who’s getting a bomb vest later"

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